bamfy: misspaprika: jetbunny: duessa: thecakesokay: bb-goose: coldbitterness: zincfingers: “no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team” that’s no math team i’ve ever heard of Oh my god these are all so embarrassing Can you imagine offering someone a hit and them being like “Top three answers on the board, survey says…NO!”  lolol or “I don’t want your life” jfc  “77 Ways to Turn Down Weed in as Douchey and Embarrassing a Fashion as Possible” ahahahhaa this is my favorite I remember crying over it back in high school Also I want to start saying some of these randomly “Do you want the last slice of pizza?” “I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE” *flips over the table, runs out crying, trips over shoelaces, falls down, gets concussion as stunned silence falls over the room* Also “No, I only smoke sausage” lolol I am 12 and what is this “My parents did and now look at them.” “Poof!” What the fuck? “I’d rather eat my mother’s mystery casserole.” ….What. these things fucking slayed everybody in my class god they’re so awful “No, a get a life while you’re at it.” “Did you just ask me if I wanted to do drugs? I didn’t think so.” 69. “No, if I want to look stupid I’ll become a mime.” ….what…. How on earth is the math team thing cool? What the hell… WEED IS COOL KIDS!!!! SMOKE IT!

bamfy:

misspaprika:

jetbunny:

duessa:

thecakesokay:

bb-goose:

coldbitterness:

zincfingers:

“no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team”

that’s no math team i’ve ever heard of

Oh my god these are all so embarrassing

Can you imagine offering someone a hit and them being like “Top three answers on the board, survey says…NO!” 

lolol or “I don’t want your life” jfc 

“77 Ways to Turn Down Weed in as Douchey and Embarrassing a Fashion as Possible”

ahahahhaa this is my favorite I remember crying over it back in high school

Also I want to start saying some of these randomly

“Do you want the last slice of pizza?”

“I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE” *flips over the table, runs out crying, trips over shoelaces, falls down, gets concussion as stunned silence falls over the room*

Also “No, I only smoke sausage” lolol I am 12 and what is this

“My parents did and now look at them.”

“Poof!” What the fuck?

“I’d rather eat my mother’s mystery casserole.”

….What.

these things fucking slayed everybody in my class god they’re so awful

“No, a get a life while you’re at it.”

“Did you just ask me if I wanted to do drugs? I didn’t think so.”

69. “No, if I want to look stupid I’ll become a mime.” ….what….

How on earth is the math team thing cool? What the hell… WEED IS COOL KIDS!!!! SMOKE IT!